I can't wait for the weather reports of the apocalypse:
Tomorrow we can expect a cool frosty day in hell on earth with possible showers of burning coal in the afternoon so don't forget your acid-rain coats. The weather looks to freshen up by the weekend as the glaciers move in causing flurries of small furry animals migrating steadily south to attack on site due to starvation and deliria from dehydration. By the end of the weekend we can look forward to more raining fire as the volcano's spew forth rivers of molten rock and clouds of toxic gas as they are squeezed pimple-like through tectonic pressure from the encroaching glaciers.
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The ice-age encroaches...global warming accelerating the phase between iceages...paradox prevails...
Tomorrow we can expect a cool frosty day in hell on earth with possible showers of burning coal in the afternoon so don't forget your acid-rain coats. The weather looks to freshen up by the weekend as the glaciers move in causing flurries of small furry animals migrating steadily south to attack on site due to starvation and deliria from dehydration. By the end of the weekend we can look forward to more raining fire as the volcano's spew forth rivers of molten rock and clouds of toxic gas as they are squeezed pimple-like through tectonic pressure from the encroaching glaciers.
And now for the sport...