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*answer phone* You don't speak English. Let me just transfer you...
*answer phone* You have hearing difficulties. Let me just transfer you...
*answer phone* You can't understand the question "Do you need help with one that you already have or one that you would like to get?" Let me just transfer you...
*answer phone* You hung up.
*answer phone* You called me 'sweetie'. Let me just transfer you to someone male...
*answer phone* You ask how I am. I ask how you are. Now, I ask where you're from and the purpose of the call. Advertising. No we don't want any and the only person who is authorised to change that decision is in a very important meeting with her mug of tea and a biscuit and can't come to the phone.
*answer phone* You know what you want and how much it costs. I like you. I *encourage* you.
*answer phone* You have hearing difficulties. Let me just transfer you...
*answer phone* You can't understand the question "Do you need help with one that you already have or one that you would like to get?" Let me just transfer you...
*answer phone* You hung up.
*answer phone* You called me 'sweetie'. Let me just transfer you to someone male...
*answer phone* You ask how I am. I ask how you are. Now, I ask where you're from and the purpose of the call. Advertising. No we don't want any and the only person who is authorised to change that decision is in a very important meeting with her mug of tea and a biscuit and can't come to the phone.
*answer phone* You know what you want and how much it costs. I like you. I *encourage* you.
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