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[freyakitten]

One of the little old ladies at the bridge club came up to me on Thursday to tell me a joke...

There were two men talking together somewhere - could be a bridge club, a pub, doesn't matter - and one of them says to the other
"Did you know lions have sex four times a day?"
To which the other responds
"That's great! I'm joining the Lions tomorrow"

She's a wonderful woman, and I enjoy her company very much. She collects rocks, too.