Needs meme

[freyakitten]

Ganked from penguin2

(the idea is to type "[your name] needs" into Google and copy down the first ten sentences from the results page)

1. Freya needs a date
2. Freya needs more to occupy her
3. Freya needs to learn about most aspects of daily life
4. Freya needs a few upgrades
5. Freya needs to know white draw
6. Freya needs to get her visa etc. sorted out - and mosquito net bought!
7. Freya needs to evolve
8. Freya needs friends *nag nag*
9. Freya needs nothing more than her allmighty Dragon Crest
10. Freya needs those funds to promote her loving work

There was one instance where there wasn't a complete phrase involving "Freya needs" in the google results, so I went into the article itself to find the first phrase.

Comments

[shadow-5tails.livejournal.com]

I fear the almighty Dragon Crest.

[reverancepavane.livejournal.com]

The Oracle has spoken! Your answers were fun. 1. Ian needs about $400000 set aside now to cover his future needs. 2. Ian needs an Old Man's Cane. 4. Ian needs a father. 5.Ian needs Mussina to step up. 6. Ian needs your financial support to make this campaign a reality. 9. Ian needs Ritalin. The missing Google searches had Ian and needs seperated by too much text to qualify for this memetic exposition.

[penguin2.livejournal.com]

Upgrades, eh? Hee.

[kriste]

1. Anna needs to be excused from class today.
2. Anna needs all the support she can get right now
3. Anna needs whatever sense of humour works for her
4. Anna needs to get off this silly little bicycle now.
5. Anna needs her friends
6. Anna NEEDS a feeling of success
7. Anna needs some match practise
8. Anna needs to rebuild her confidence
9. Anna needs a fan club too
10. Anna needs: $ 30000 ($2500/mo.)

and here I was thinking I was quite happy. Anna actually needs to purchase and plant the fruit trees, and berries she has been eyeing off online. At least I don't need to dig up the tree stump and ugly plant in the corner where the walnut tree will go. HURRAH!