Maybe the way I feel has something to do with these results...

[freyakitten]

Bitch-Slap You are 42% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Braggart. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 22% on Rationality You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion You scored higher than 81% on Brutality You scored higher than 42% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

I think the formatting of the results is yucky, but I'm not sure which bits of it I can delete and which will screw up the tables.

Comments

[penguin2.livejournal.com]

I know, I know, so many people who should know better/find far more interesting things to do with their time keep telling me they do these "tests" for amusement and because they're "harmless". But IMTAAIO (where AI = informed, hee) they're *not* exactly harmless - they spread confusion and misinformation and they're always sooo poorly set as to automatically give skewed results, especially when filled out by those of us who aren't members of Teh Stupid. I did have a look at this one, and if I were to answer it, most of my answers would be "both" or "depends on individual cases" or "none of the above", all options the setter largely hasn't thought to include. You're too good to lower yourself for this rubbish, F! :-)

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

I found this one interesting because I score correctly on extraversion (as defined by the lowest common denominator) and what was it, 81% brutal? Brutal being defined as 'won't give beggars money', and 'won't screw with other people's life choices', I think.

[penguin2.livejournal.com]

Perzackly. That has nothing to do with brutal, but it *is* typical of the muddy fluffy Ahh Murkanised "thinking" of the sorts of creatures who set those sorts of "tests". Sheesh. A couple of demonstrations of non-violent sanity and they class you as Nicolae Ceaucescu? Pfui!

[freyaw.livejournal.com]

I liked the way the maker described the test, too. IIRC he stated that the results are all crap (I'm paraphrasing) and should not be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form.

[reverancepavane.livejournal.com]

"Hey, that test is an agent of the Man! Like who would ever believe that I'm a Hippie! Peace peoples of the feminine persuasion!"