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*snicker* Apart from the facial hair...
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Freyaw's Disease | |
| Cause: | genetic mutation |
| Symptoms: | mild heartburn, facial hair, low blood pressure, murderous rage |
| Cure: | take a dozen ibuprofen every day for the rest of your life |
